-You find yourself laughing along with the villain in a TV show, movie, etc.
-You see taking over the world as "thinking small"
-Your hobby is taking over small European countries
-You own more than 3 edged weapons and know how to use them
-You blew up the building where your Megalomaniacs Anonymous club met.
-You cried when the Death Star blew up
-You saw the Death Star's destruction as a perfect opportunity for you to step in and take over
-Your evil laugh is copyrighted
-You analyze and learn from the mistakes of those who came before you (i.e.: Napoleon attacking Russia, Hitler attacking Russia, messing w/ a Sicilian when death is on the line, etc.)
-When showing your friends pics of your "latest conquests," instead of pictures of members of the opposite gender, you have pictures of capitol buildings
-You own a POWER Macintosh, just because of the name.
-You try to take over the world every night along with the help of an idiotic sidekick who enjoys using the word "NARF!"
-You've memorized every line said by the Emperor from Star Wars
-You've ever used the phrase, "I can use my powers for good, anytime ... no, really, I can."
-While watching Star Trek: TNG, you've ever said, "Yeah, I could take Q."
-You give Australia as a birthday gift to your childhood friend.
-You own stock in more than one munitions co.
-You consider the "Dragon Slave" as a WEAK spell.
-You were rooting for the ID4 aliens.
-You saw Vlad the Impaler as "Too easy-going."
-The demons of darkness summon YOU.
-You've ever ended the psalm "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil..." with "'Cause it's MY valley!"
-You rewrite Shakespeare's plays so that the antagonists WIN.
-You can cause small woodland creatures to explode by concentrating.
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